- Using your schnuggle as a peawitzer to describe the ancient practice of Hoebibbling.
- Frinkling your batterpack with a large amount of non-recyclable monkum and then spraying it all over you neighbour’s prize berendelia.
- Fudpuddling.
- Inserting a small treppaleppa up a monkey’s folge and then twisting it until it wonks.
- Sending a First Class Package to you Great Aunt’s fantilia and marking it ‘Walaka, Malaka, Falaka, Eastbourne.’
(It’s forgiving yourself that’s the hard part.)